The 7 Worst Movies of 2020 That You Totally Need To Check Out But Not Really
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How’s your 2020 going? If you responded with such expressions as “lovely,” “swimmingly,” or “quite grand,” your sarcasm-o-meter is off the charts! While the Great Plague has turned this into a year most would rather forget, at least we can take comfort in the fact that a bunch of great movies came out, right? Ah, but that’s not what we’re going to cover in this article. We thought it might be fun to pour a little salt in the wound and focus on some of the very worst movies released in 2020. Enjoy!
7. Bloodshot
Ray Garrison (Vin Diesel) is a US Marine who successfully rescues a bunch of people, is killed on vacation by mercenaries, he is brought back to life like Jean Claude Van Damme in Universal Soldier, and a bunch of other stuff happens, etc., etc. You get to watch 109 minutes of Vin Diesel mumbling, getting bored with his lines before he’s finished delivering them, he never once punches a walrus in the throat, and blah blah blah we’ve managed to bore ourselves trying to summary this movie. If you’ve ever gone to a Vin Diesel in literally anything and walked away feeling disappointed, you only have yourself to blame. Twice. First, you’re fooling yourself if you actually think you’re going to experience a cinematic masterpiece of filmmaking. Second, it means you ignored our advice and went to see craptastic movies like this anyway. This isn’t even “so bad it’s good” stuff. It’s just bad.
6. Brahms: The Boy II
This is a stand-alone sequel to The Boy, meaning you don’t need to have seen the first one to “enjoy” the second. And enjoy you won’t! Liza (Kate Holmes) and her son Jude (Christopher Convery) survive a home invasion by two masked men, and after all that trauma — which has left Jude suffering from mutism — her husband Sean (Owain Yeoman) decides they should all move to the countryside to recover. While there, Jude comes across a creepy doll that turns out to be demonic. As is a common horror movie trope, Liza and Sean act silly and clueless, completely in denial about all the terrible things going on. The dialogue is dull and uninspired, and the CGI effects are really lame. The movie poster for this one — which features a blue-tinted doll with a cockroach coming out of its mouth — should make any reasonable person think, “Maybe no?”